Lana Lang

Some couples were just destined to be. Their fates were simply written in the stars. Romeo and Juliet, Han Solo and Princess Leia, Robin Hood and Maid Marian. 

And Lois Lane and Clark Kent.

Over the years, the name of Lois Lane has become synonymous with the Superman legend. Even those with only the faintest knowledge of Superman lore are likely to be aware that Daily Planet's most intrepid reporter is the love of the Man of Steel’s life. A name that has been largely forgotten, however, is that of Lana Lang, the first love of the teenage Clark Kent.

As someone who has never read a Superman comic, and who wasn’t even aware that the girl in Smallville at the beginning of the first Superman film was called Lana and based on one of the comic book characters, I have to be honest with you: until I started watching Smallville, I had no idea who Lana Lang was. But then again, I think it would be fair to say that that was also the case at first for a significant proportion of Smallville’s audience.

I grew up on the first two Superman films, and therefore it had hardly even occurred to me that there could have been anyone but Lois in Clark Kent’s life. It was interesting, therefore, for me to start watching Smallville and see a young Clark Kent act like a smitten idiot and be head over heels in love with a girl I had hardly heard of, in a small farm town a million miles away from Metropolis and Lois Lane.

It would have been very easy for me to dislike the whole “Clana” thing from the get go. I may not particularly enjoy Margot Kidder’s interpretation of Lois in the films, but I would never deny that she and Clark are meant to be together. However, to my surprise, I didn’t dislike Clana. Perhaps that’s because I knew – as did the rest of the audience – that unless the producers of the show planned on changing one of the most fundamental aspects of the Superman story, there was no way in hell that Clark and Lana would ever remain a couple, and that she was only really paving the way for Lois. To be honest, if the producers actually had done something as major as that, I’d have stopped watching; I’m fine with tweaking and updating legends, but to change their fundamental cores is wrong. Therefore, safe in the knowledge that Clark and Lana would never really amount to more than childhood crushes (or so I thought), I found myself able to sit down and simply enjoy watching the Clark and Lana love story unfold. At least at first. And do you know what?  For a while I really enjoyed it. I may not have been “rooting” for them as it were, but I did enjoy seeing a side of Clark Kent that the movies only really skimmed over. Well, some skimming was done by the movies – some skimming was also done by me! As a kid I used to find all the Krypton and Smallville stuff in the first Superman film boring, and thus used to skip forward to the Metropolis scenes. Admittedly, though, I don’t think they did absolutely everything right in Smallville. For example, the first kiss between Lana and Clark happened in X-Ray. Now, I know it wasn’t technically Lana, but it was nevertheless an on screen lip-lock between Clark and the physical Lana. That, I think, was a mistake. One of the big storylies in the early seasons of Smallville was that of the budding romance between Clark and Lana. The kiss is something they should have built toward over a period of time. But instead we saw one in the fourth episode. To reiterate, I know it wasn’t really Lana doing it and therefore it shouldn’t be classified as a Clana kiss, but the fact remains that they showed an on screen kiss between Tom Welling and Kristin Kreuk, and the fact that it wasn’t a proper one cheapened the first proper one, I think. And the same goes for episode 15, Nicodemus; there was a kiss in that episode, but it happened whilst Lana was under the influence of the Nicodemus flower. Now I’m not saying that the kisses didn’t add to the plot of the respective episodes, but I feel that, in the long run, they were a mistake, because when Clark and Lana do have their first proper kiss in the second season episode Calling, it feels a bit old – nothing we haven’t seen before. It’s like in Doctor Who: the first time Rory died it was sad but not heartbreaking because everyone knew that Rory was in the next week’s episode. But then every time Rory died after that episode – even when he actually ‘properly’ died in Cold Blood - there was zero emotional impact because it was nothing we hadn’t seen before. And the same goes for Smallville. As I said, I’m not a Clana fan by any means, so the fact that they were going overboard and in the complete wrong direction on the whole kissing front didn’t really bother me, but it did strike me as something I would have done differently.

That being said, however, there are some things I think they got absolutely right. It wasn’t in the big, sweeping, romantic scenes that Smallville showcased the Clark/Lana relationship at its best, it was in the smaller moments. The one that really stands out for me is the final scene of Craving. The episode is, I think, one of the stronger episodes of Season 1, but I think the episode was at its best in that final scene where Clark, after having let Lana down pretty damn badly on her birthday of all dates, finally makes it up to her by recreating the one happy birthday she had. And just seeing the two of them in that van together, eating popcorn and watching cartoons... it’s little moments like that that prove why Smallville is such a valuable addition to the Superman canon. It shows the softer, more human side of the Man of Steel. And it showed him not trying to be Lana’s lover, but her friend. And that entire scene was just beautiful, and it’s one of the best scenes the show has done – and that’s coming from a person who couldn’t be less of a Clana fan.

Clark and Lana share a happy moment on her birthday.

 

Now, at this stage I’d like to mention that I’m acutely aware that although this blog entry is supposed to be about Lana Lang the character, so far I’ve focused much less on her and much more on her relationship with Clark in the early seasons of the show. There’s a reason for that. I wanted this entry to have some positivity in it. I wanted to talk about aspects of Lana that I like. But I’m afraid that, apart from the stuff I’ve already said, I’m struggling to think of much more. I didn’t mind Lana until Season 4 or so, but from that stage onwards, it all went rapidly, rapidly downhill. There are a number of reasons for that – some aren’t even to do with Lana herself – but the fact ultimately remains that even at the mid-way point of Season 4 I was hoping against hope that Lana would just bugger off back to Paris again and never come back.

Just trying to articulate all my thoughts about Lana is making me lose the will to live. I hated her, I really did! Although actually, now I think about it, I’m starting to wonder my if intense hatred of her in the later seasons of the show is intensifying what was originally only my mild hatred for her in the earlier seasons of the show, because, in hindsight, I don’t think I found her as loathsome in the earlier years as I did in the later ones. I  mean, I didn’t like her at all, but I didn’t hate her as much as I came to do. In fact,  don’t think I’ve hated any fictional character as much as I came to hate Lana bloody Lang. Well, that might be a slight overstatement, but not by much.

Hypocrite, unstable and insecure are the first words that spring to mind whenever I think of Lana. Don’t get me wrong, it’s okay to have flaws, but Lana, during her tenure on the show, abused the privilege.

The first episode of the show made clear that Lana was never going to be the most straightforward of characters; seeing her parents killed in a freak meteor accident at a young age was always going to leave mental scars, and to some extent I think seeing Lana try to address those wounds made for quite good television, but in the long run the emotional trauma she experienced at that young age did very little to compensate for the lacklustre nature of her character. Also, just something I want to throw out there: it’s fine to show Lana missing her parents from time to time; it’s also fine to show her visiting her parents graves from time to time. But come on, surely only an idiot would go into a deserted cemetery in the middle of the night – especially when there’s a history of bad things happening to her in that cemetery! I mean, come on, Lana, daylight hours were invented for a reason.

During her time on the show, Lana spent hours and hours and hours either complaining to Clark or about Clark - more specifically, about the lies he told and the secrets that he kept, both of which went on to colour a large part of their troubled relationship. And I guess you can argue that it’s fair that she had a problem with that; nobody likes being lied to, nobody likes being kept in the dark. But what I found unacceptable was how she complained about all that stuff and then did so much of the same thing herself. She was just as guilty as Clark – if not more so – when it came down to not being open and honest, and to chastise him for such things when she has so many of those same issues herself… it really grated after a while. We never really heard Clark complain about her hidden, darker side, and to hear Lana moan on and on, episode after episode, was  pure torture.

There’s also a small question I’d like to raise about Lana. We’re told time and time again that she’s supposed to be this very clever, straight-A student. But where’s the proof of that? From what I saw in the first few seasons of the show, Chloe was by far the smartest character of the lot, and yet Lana was the one praised to high heaven. I’m sorry, but Chloe wasn’t the one constantly wandering around graveyards at night, and she certainly wasn’t the one who got into her car IN THE MIDDLE OF A BLOODY TORNADO. What. An. Idiot. Plus, there was that episode, I forget which, in which it was noted that Lana always retreats into a book every time she’s let down… well, she was let down an awful lot in that show and only once did I see her with a book, and that was in that episode, so I’m not sure how that works. So yeah, I guess what I’m trying to say is that we were told so many times how perfect Lana is, and how clever she is, and how great she is, and yet I never really felt as if that was seen on screen. The number one rule of storytelling is show don’t tell, and in this respect the writers failed spectacularly. If I’d seen even a glimpse of the greatness about Lana that the writing alluded to, I would have been in a better position to begin to understand why Clark was so in love with her, and why he became a one-dimensional, boring cardboard cutout every time he was around her, but the fact that I didn’t meant that I never ever understood why he even bothered with her. I mean, I went along with it because I wanted to see how the story progressed, but I never bought into it, and that was a big problem.

But I think mostly my problem with Lana is that she’s Just Plain Boring. It’s like the writers wanted her to be so many different things but failed in making her be anything. We’re supposed to like her because she’s clever? Her actions show her to be one of the thickest characters on the show. We’re supposed to like her because she wants to be independent? Most of the time she plays the sweet, innocent, wronged little girl card. We’re supposed to like her because she’s believable? She oversees the running of a whole coffee shop when previously she was unable to keep a waitressing job for a single day. We’re supposed to like her because she’s kind? She was selfish and manipulative, not to mention spiteful, for a damn long time (dating Lex just to get back at Clark? Puh-leeze).

She couldn’t be more unlikeable.

But as I said earlier, though, I didn’t mind her for the first few seasons. However, that all changed in Season 4 - and I can tell you why. Lois came along. Now, I don’t want to talk in too much detail about Lois because I want to save that for another blog entry, but it was like, when Lois came along, I finally saw the kind of female character that I’d wanted to see in Smallville for so long. She was everything that the writers had hoped Lana could be: clever, independent, believable, kind and, let’s face it, pretty damn amazing in every single way. And it was only then, seeing those two side by side – each almost the antithesis of the other in terms of good and bad characterisation – that it really dawned on me how pathetic a character Lana really is. Whilst Lois was out giving Clark a run for his money, calling him Smallville and punching him in the arm, Lana came back from Paris and was miserable, spent half of her time sounding silly talking in Latin and looking at her weird tattoo, and for the other half of the time kept herself busy by fcontinually flashing Clark her puppy dog eyes.

Don't get me started on her in Season 8. Some of the stuff in that season really made me scratch my head in disbelief. Lana, of her own accord, got somebody to physically and mentally torture her just so that she could don a super suit and be more like Clark. Not only is that one of the most absurd and ludicrous things I’ve ever heard, but it’s also mildly amusing because after all that misery and all that pain, Lana still couldn't even begin to hold a candle to Lois. Not even close; Lois was still ten times the character Lana could ever hope to be. All that super suit did was give Lana the skin of steel she’d always wanted; but what she continued to lack was the one thing Lois had all along – a spirit of steel.

So I guess that’s my way of saying how, despite everything, at the end of Lana’s time on the show, she was more pathetic than ever.

That being said, it’d be good to end on a positive note, and believe it or not there are plenty of positive things I can say about the final few minutes of Lana’s final episode, Requiem. Firstly, she left, and you don’t get much better than that. Secondly and more seriously, her final scene was actually rather sad, and, to be fair, very well conceived (and even, believe it or not, well acted): she was infused with Kryptonite, thus meaning Clark would never be able to come anywhere near her ever again. Wonderful. Absolutely wonderful.

Clark and Lana say their final farewell.

I did have issues with the fact that Lana was forcibly separated from Clark, though. I’ll probably address that more in my Lois blog, but for now I’ll just say that Lana's storyline should have ended with Clark choosing to move on from her. The fact that he had no choice meant that it becomes very easy to argue that Clark merely ‘settled’ for Lois because he knew he’d never be able to be with Lana. Now, I don’t agree that that  was actually what happened, but it very easily could have, and the writers were treading on very thin ice with that one. But, on the whole, it worked out for the best. One of the show’s weakest characters was given an undeservedly strong send-off, and now I’m just glad that I don’t have to worry about her cropping up again when I come to watch Season 10.

It’s a shame, really, because Lana did have a lot of potential as a character at first, but it all remained frightfully unfulfilled. Perhaps her banality could have been lessened somewhat had her story had been wrapped up earlier; that way, people would have been less sick of her towards the end. But the fact remains that her average story and overall blandness was stretched out way too much, to the extent that she didn’t just make storylines less interesting, she hindered their progression, too. Season 8, for example, was very much Lois and Clark’s season (forget Doomsday, those two were undoubtedly what the season was about) but Lana’s presence severely threatened to derail it. As I said earlier, if she’d been there and Clark had chosen to pursue the possibility of a relationship with Lois despite her presence, it would have done wonders to the storyline. But she was put there as an obstacle, and her storyline concluded with her being unwillingly removed from Clark’s life. Now, as good as that final scene was, that was a big mistake. Big. Just like the whole Lana Lang character turned out to be a big mistake in the end, too.

Lana leaves Smallville - and Clark - for good. At long last.

I am a failure.

I am a failure.

I’m worried that the beginnings of every blog entry I’ll ever write on here are all going to start out in the same way: with me talking about how at the end of my last blog I planned on doing X, and now, some time later, I find myself having failed spectacularly to do X.

At least, that’s certainly how today’s entry is going to begin. I dearly hope that the beginning of everything I write won’t start sounding like a broken record, but even if it does… well I’m sure that you, the wonderful people of the internet, will forgive me!

So, the last entry ended with the revelation that my review of Season 2 of Smallville was on its way. As it turns out, it wasn’t. In fact, it turns out that I got so addicted to watching Smallville that I just couldn’t find the time to blog – I just wanted to spend as much time as possible watching Smallville. And plus I had scripts to write, and I had to do work experience (where I saw Lenny Henry and Liam Gallagher!), and that took up a lot of my time, too. Anyway, so addicted to Smallville did I become that I hurtled through the seasons so quickly that I barely had the time to take everything in, let alone blog about them! And it was that Clark Kent-esque Super Speed journey through the show which led me to the troubling position I’m in now: I’ve just finished Season 9, and I'm now faced with the daunting task of having to wait until THE END OF OCTOBER until I can even begin to watch Season 10.Stupid DVD release date being pushed back and what have you. :(

Why do I do things like that to myself?! If I’d paced myself slightly I might have been able to make those nine seasons last until the tenth one was released on DVD. In fact, forget “might have” been able to – I would have been able to. If the show itself lasted for ten years, I’m sure I could have made it last a few more weeks! But no. To reiterate, that’s how addicted to it I was. What can I say, I’m a Superman junkie, and Smallville was just the next stop on the big ol’ Superman road.

Now, it would be kind of silly to try and talk about each season individually since a) it’s been so long since I watched the early stuff, and b) I watched the episodes in such quick succession that many of them have sort of all gone into a kind of blur. Haha, see what I did there? Oh, the hilarity. But yes, I really don’t think that would be a good idea.

What would be a better idea, though, I think, would be to do something else. What I want to do is perhaps do a blog entry about each of the main characters. Now, I’m a student, and my best subject has always always always been English Literature, and one of the things I love most about English Lit is exploring character. Any exam I do, I’m almost guaranteed to have chosen to write an essay about the characters within a novel. It’s what I do best and it’s what I enjoy. So I figured that might be the best approach to take on here, too. This way, I can have fun discussing the characters, and it also gives me the opportunity to talk about important events that happen in each season.

At the same time, though, I know what I’m like. I say now that I’m going to write about the various characters, but whether or not I do – or at least the matter of how many I write about – remains to be seen. But I’m going to try my damned best. Because I’m determined to update this blog more than I updated my old one. And I really do want to write about these things. And this is a really good way of helping to bridge the gap between my viewing of Season 9 and my viewing of Season 10.

Now, I’m not ruling out the possibility of talking about episodes, because there are definitely certain episodes – or at least moments within certain episodes – that I would like to talk about. But I think I should get over the first hurdle before I do anything else.

So, faithful viewer, I’m going to do my damned best to write about as many characters as I can. Writing is good for me, and I’m happy when I do it, so I know that it’ll be a thing worth doing. So all I can say, I guess, is stay tuned! I hope to have my first character blog up and ready soon. I’m not going to do every person who’s ever appeared in a title sequence, though; for example, I’m not going to talk about (the impossibly annoying) Pete, and I’m not going to talk about Jason or even Kara. I might not even talk about Oliver. But rest assured, I will talk about Chloe. And Lex. And Lana. And Lois. And, of course, Clark.

And I’m also going to try and review some other things, too. This isn’t a “Julia Reviews Smallville” blog, after all, it’s a “Julia Reviews TV” blog. So I might try and slip in a review of Outnumbered or Doctor Who or something. We’ll see how it goes. As always, though, school does take priority in my life, so if need be this blog will be put on hold in favour of school work. This term is supposed to be a very busy one for me, but I will try and set aside as much time for this as possible.

Happy reading!

Julia

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Smallville - Season 2 - Rosetta

Okay. Well, contrary to what I wrote in my last blog entry, my plan to write reviews for select episodes of Smallville as I watch them has spectacularly failed. A combination of watching a lot of episodes in quick succession and having my AS results come out yesterday meant that I just haven't found the time to write stuff about invidual episodes. At the moment it looks like my easiest option will be to, once again, review the entire season as a whole. Who knows, this may be the way I review Smallville in future, or it may not. It depends. So at some point after I finish writing up this entry, I'm going to get straight to work on my review of Season 2 as a whole. In fact, the only reason this entry exists is because I simply couldn't bring myself to write about Season 2 without talking at great length about episode 17, Rosetta, primarily because it's such an important episode in the Smallville universe, and also because it's such a staggeringly brilliant episode. So, without further ado, I present to you my thoughts on episode 17, with my thoughts on the season as a whole to come later.

Now, there are so many fantastic things about this episode that it's actually quite hard to know where to begin; however, I suppose a good place to start would be the most obvious place.So I'm going to talk about the one thing that this episode is remembered most for. Christopher Reeve.

Christopher Reeve as Dr Virgil Swann

In Rosetta, Clark is summoned to New York to meet with the mysterious but brilliant Dr Virgil Swann, and it is from him that he finally learns some truths about his origins. Dr Swann is an expert of his field. He's a genius. He knows more about Clark's history than Clark does. And there was only ever really one person who could play him.

Words can't begin to describe how wonderful it was to see Christopher Reeve on screen again. I've made it no secret on this blog how much I love him as Superman/Clark Kent in the original Superman films, and even though both his age and paralysis ensured that he'd never get to play that role again, to see him play such an important role in the next generation's exploration of Superman was so joyous, and so right, and as good as it was ever going to get.

In a way, though, it was kind of painful to watch him on screen again. I've seen the first two Superman films more times than it would be wise to mention, so my mental image of Christopher Reeve has always been of this tall, strong, dashing guy with a fantastic smile. It's an image of him soaring through the skies and flying through space. But to see him in a wheelchair like that; so vulnerable, almost the antithesis of what he used to be (physically)... it really does break your heart. I mean, I knew that he'd been severely paralysed after a horse-riding accident, and I'd seen pictures of him in his wheelchair, but that was it. Until Rosetta, the image of him in a wheelchair had never quite felt real. It was only when I actually saw him in that episode that it really sunk in. But then again, I don't know what else I was expecting. But you know what I'm trying to say, right? Still, even though it's obvious that Christopher Reeve wasn't, at this stage in his life, quite what he used to be physically, it's things like this appearance in Smallville that showed he was still as mentally strong as ever. He didn't let his paralysis stop him from taking on acting roles. He dedicated his later life to being an activist for paralysis causes. And that's so admirable, and good on him for it.

I can't state well enough just how absolutely right the production team got it when they cast Christopher Reeve in that role (and I've heard that he returns for a further two more episodes - hooray!), because not only did that demonstrate their respect for the original films - without which, let's face it, Smallville probably wouldn't exist - but it also allowed the series to move forward. Now, let me explain the last part of that sentence. Smallville was never going to be popular with all the Superman fans. I mean, it's so radically different to the films, and it deals with some of the Superman mythology in such unexpected ways, that it was never going to go down well with everyone. And even for those who were fans of the show, I'm sure there were at least some who had some issues with accepting Tom Welling as Clark/the future Superman, seeing as Christopher Reeve (and, to a much lesser extent, Jeff East) made the role his own. (I'd like to point out that I'm not one of those people!) So to have Christopher Reeve appear in the show, telling Tom Welling's Clark that his name is Kal-El and that his home is Krypton, is effectively the act of passing on the cape. It establishes that the 21st century is home to a new Superman/Clark Kent. He's not the same as Christopher Reeve; he very much puts his own spin on it. But he's brilliant. And his name is Tom Welling. And it was only possible for all that to be established, I think, because of Christopher Reeve's appearance in that episode.

The two Supermans

Now, the second thing I wanted to talk about in relation to this episode is all the Superman mythology it explores. Up until Rosetta, Smallville had been understandably lacking in information about Clark's past - although, admittedly, the audience presumably already knew most of it when they started watching the show. But that all changed completely in this episode, in which Clark learns his true name, the name of his homeworld, and, at the same time, the fate of his homeworld. Now, on paper that might sound insignificant, but in the context of the episode - and even the series - itself, it's massive. Hearing the name "Kal-El", or just the word "Krypton", was like seeing things slowly starting to slot into place. It was as if the whole ethos of Superman was beginning to manifest itself in the show in a way it had never done before.

And the message that Jor-El left in the spaceship...

This is Kal-El of Krypton, our infant son, our last hope. Please protect him and deliver him from evil. We will be with you, Kal-El, for all the days of your life.

It's just so beautiful. And I know that Jor-El is written as an antagonist later on in the series - something which I'm not quite sure I agree with - but, at least for this episode, you get a real sense of the love Kal-El's parents had for him. Now, I'm an atheist, and so I'm not quite reconciled with the belief that our loved ones watch over us, but it is nevertheless an idea of which I'm very fond, and I just love the whole notion of Kal-El's parents watching over him for the rest of his life.

And all of that stuff really helped to make the episode so, so amazing, and so, so epic.

Clark learns his true name

 

 

The final thing I want to talk about is something that made the soundtrack lover part of me literally jump for joy when I heard it. The reintroduction of the John Williams score.

Now, anyone who knows anything about me knows how much I adore the music of John Williams. Even though I've yet to hear all of his scores, of the ones I've heard there is literally not one that I dislike. They're all phenomenal. Every single one of them. And one score that easily makes his Top 3 in my book is the score for Superman. It's a masterpiece. When John Ottman reused some of John Williams' themes in Superman Returns, I literally thought I'd die of happiness. And a similar thing happened with Rosetta. When the theme for Krypton played, I cheered. When part of the main Superman march played... well, I refer you to my reaction to the music of Superman Returns. I think that all Smallville has to do now to be 'complete' musically is to feature the Superman and Lois love theme when Lois Lane is eventually introduced. Even if it's only played for a moment, I'll be happy.

But I guess that only really focuses on how the soundtrack plays up to fans' love of the old score. It is also incredibly significant in this episode because it just adds even more to the whole idea of this episode being the episode which is much less about Smallville, and much more about the (to use that word again) mythology of Superman.

The soundtrack of the original films helped to define them. So having the same scores being reworked into the soundtrack for Smallville helps to make it clearer than ever before just what the series is building up to. It gives you a more insightful glimpse into just what things will be like at the end of the show's ten season journey.

Do you know, there are genuinely a million other things about this episode I could talk about, but I don't want this post to be too long, and neither do I want to have to wait much longer until I watch some more episodes of Season 3, so I think, faithful viewer, I'm going to have to wrap things up here. Before I go, though, I just want to say how much I enjoyed seeing Clark's regeneration-like pose in this episode:

Clark regenerates!

And also how great the twist was at the end where, after reading Jor-El's message, Clark fears what he may have been sent to the Earth to do, and what he may be destined to become:

Clark reads his father's message. "On this third planet from this star Sol, you'll be a god among men. They are a flawed race. Rule them with strength, my son. That is where your greatness lies."

Overall, this episode couldn't have been better. I rather liked the fact that there was no antagonist to suss out and defeat. I liked that it was just about Clark and his voyage of discovery. Here's hoping for more episodes like that.

This episode was certainly a highlight - if not the highlight - of the season for me, and that's saying something when you consider how strong a season Season 2 was. But, as I said at the beginning of the post, my thoughts on Season 2 are going to come in a later post. So until then, I'll stop typing here and get back to watching Season 3 (which I'm finding a bit underwhelming after Season 2, but you won't hear about that until I write a blog post for it!).

Best wishes!

Julia
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Smallville Season 1

Well, as I promised earlier, faithful viewers, it's time for me to post my thoughts on the first season of Smallville. Before I start I just want to say that I don't think the rest of my reviews will be like this, in the sense that I'm not going to wait until I finish a season and then post my thoughts on the season as a whole. No, instead I'll probably watch episodes as I normally do, and if I think one is spectacularly good or spectacularly bad, I'll post my thoughts on that individual episode. I suppose there's always the possibility of me doing an end-of-season review on top of all that, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. Anyway, the only reason why I'm doing an end-of-season review as my first post rather than commenting on a specific episode is because I actually finished watching Season 1 of Saturday, and I think that if I'm going to write about individual episodes my thoughts should be fresh rather than a couple of days old. That being said, however, I'm going to be focusing on three scenes episodes that were the highlight of the season for me.

 

Oh, and before I start I'd better make it very clear that this post contains SPOILERS.

I'll be honest with you, when I finished watching the first two episodes of Smallville I was pretty disappointed. The pilot was okay, I guess, but I think that if I'd been one of the executives who had the power to give it either the green or the red light, I'd have been a bit hesitant to comission it. I probably would have in the end, but that wouldn't have been because of the quality of the first episode, it'd have been because I'm a Superman fangirl at heart and I would have lived in the hope that it would fulfil some potential, because whilst the first episode is pretty lacklustre, it undoubtedly contains a lot of potential, if anything else in the form of Tom Welling, Michael Rosenbaum and Kristin Kreuk alone. If I'd done that, though, and then sat down to watch episode two, Metamorphosis, I'd have put my head in my hands and started to lament about the massive mistake I'd made. What an awful episode. I didn't find it particularly exciting or engaging (well, tell a lie, I liked the bit where Clark was flying in his dreams, and the bit where he woke up to find himself floating above the bed), and even though the episode was leading up to the big crescendo in the form of the confrontation between the weird bug boy and Clark at the end, a) it was over before it started, and b) it wasn't all that impressive anyway.

So, summarily, I wasn't impressed and was beginning to wonder if I'd wasted my money buying the whole boxset. But then, thankfully, the quality stepped up a notch. Hothead was undoubtedly a step in the right direction and by the time I finished watching episode four, X-Ray, in which Clark struggles to come to terms with a newly-developed power of his, I was hooked, and thankfully the rest of the season managed to maintain that kind of quality, and even raised the bar at times.

Now, there are three scenes in particular which stand out as being the best of the season for me.  The first of them occurs about half-way through the episode which, in my opinion, is by far the best episode of the season. I'll happily admit that I love me a good prophecy, and Hourglass was full to the brim with prophecies! In it, Clark befriends an old woman who has the ability to see the future, and let's just say that that ability, coupled with the audience's knowledge of what Clark will one day become, makes for a damn fine episode. Naturally, my favourite scene in this episode was the scene that occurs around the half-way mark, where Clark and Cassandra are talking about his destiny.

Cassandra: We both know you're not like other people.

Clark: Sure, I am.

Cassandra: No, Clark, I've seen you...before we ever met. More than once, I've touched people, and I've seen such pain and despair and -- but then you were there, and the pain was gone. I think that's your destiny, Clark -- to help people, to save them from fear and darkness.

Clark: How?

Cassandra: That's for you to figure out. You can fear the future, or you can embrace it. The choice is yours. 

Gah!!! How amazing is that! It brings it all down to the message that all good stories feature at some point (be it Harry Potter, Doctor Who, etc.): you always have a choice. It's our choices who define who we are, and that is especially the case with Clark. Honestly, I can't tell you how much I love that episode. And the bit at the end, where just before she dies Cassandra sees what Lex can/will become... that's just amazing. I actually found it pretty scary. But I was pleased that I was scared. I'll get on to this later but I always felt that Gene Hackman's overly comical Lex Luthor was a weakpoint in the original Superman films. Admittedly, Kevin Spacey hit the nail on the head in his performance as Lex in Superman Returns, but, let's face it, it was a far from great film and so it was a case of too little too late. So seeing that scary vision into the future was extremely liberating because it finally felt as if the potential for a truly evil, despotic arch-nemesis of Superman was being done justice on screen. In that respect, Smallville's already doing a lot better than the original films. But, as I said, I'll say more on Michael Rosenbaum's portrayal of Lex Luthor later. The only other coherent(ish) thing I can say about that episode and that scene is: wow. Oh, and I loved the fact that for Lex's scenes in the Oval Office they filmed on the set of The West Wing. It's two of my favourite TV shows rolled into one - what more could I possibly ask for?!

Now, the second of the scenes which stood out for me came in an episode which I'd say was certainly in the top 5 episodes of the season. The episode I'm talking about is called Stray and it's in this episode that Clark finds a friend - well, more of a little brother than anything - with whom he can really relate, primarily because, like Clark, this kid has a power that he has to hide from the rest of the world. Now, I'll be honest with you, the kind of stories that I enjoy the most are the stories that are about characters, as opposed to stories which seem to have characters merely to serve the plot (which is why I think Russell T Davies's Doctor Who is ten million times better than Steven Moffat's awful attempt at it, but that's a whole different story), and that's largely why Stray stood out for me. It was, despite all the stuff about the evil step-parents, essentially a story about two lonely young kids finding someone in whom they can confide, and who can make them a little less lonely, and I think that's just beautiful.

Now, on to the scene I was talking about in the first place, which happens right at the end of the episode. Let me tell you this, I'm a real sucka for music being used to enhance emotions (I don't get why people complain that music hinders enjoyment - it doesn't! It's marvellous!), and even though in an ideal world John Williams would write the music for every decent TV show out there, I'm happy to settle for pop music to be used in his stead. And let me tell you, the music they chose for the final scene of Stray was just PERFECT!! Why, I hear you ask? Well, faithful viewer, it's because the song they used was Five for Fighting's Superman. I've loved that song for absolutely ages now, but to hear it in a show about Superman himself (albeit before he was Superman) just blew my mind. It's quite a sad song, actually, which makes it all the more fitting for Smallville, because whilst I wouldn't classify Smallville as a 'sad' show per se, it does show all the insecurities Clark has about his powers, and demonstrates how having all these powers and the ability to save lives doesn't make life easy. In fact if anything it merely complicates it. So that's what the show's about. But it's also what the song's about. And that's why the two go together so perfectly.

And so we come on to the third and final scene that I want to talk about. And the scene I picked is one that literally felt like poetry in motion. At the end of Crush, after being dreadfully ill for the majority of the series, Whitney's dad finally succumbs to his illness and passes away. The final scene depicts Whitney's family and friends standing and mourning in the rain at the funeral service, and it's all extremely heartfelt and emotional. But what gets me - nay, what really kills me - is the look that Clark and Lana share at the end.

Now, I admit, before watching Smallville I knew next to nothing about all the stuff that happened while Clark was growing up. I'd only heard of Lana Lang cos I had a quick look at the Smallville Wikipedia page before I bought the boxset, and the only other exposure I'd had to life in Smallville was that 30 minutes or so in the first Superman film (I know it also features in the third film but I don't think I've seen that one all the way through). Therefore when I found out that Lana was Clark's love interest in these pre-Superman years (and bear in mind this was before I started watching the show), I thought I wouldn't like her very much at all. I mean, I may not be the biggest fan of Margot Kidder's portrayal of Lois in the films, but Superman and Lois just go together. There's no other competition. Romeo and Juliet, Elizabeth Bennet and Mr Darcy, Superman and Lois - some things are just meant to be. So basically I started watching the show with a degree of trepidation. But do you know what? That wasn't necessary at all because I absolutely love Lana. Sure, I guess you could argue that she's a bit too sweet, but I'm not of that opinion. I think she's written with exactly the right amount of warmth and kindness, and Kristin Kreuk plays her wonderfully. Obviously Lois hasn't even been introduced to the show yet, but I guess because of my exposure to the films in my heart I'm a Clark/Lois fan, so with that in my mind I'm actually rather surprised at how much I buy into the Clark/Lana relationship (although I think part of it stems from the fact that I don't like the idea of Clark/Chloe at all!). Some of the moments they share together in the series are genuinely beautiful, and the scene at the end of Crush captures everything that's wonderful about them. Like I said earlier, the Clark/Lana relationship will never be the relationship that everyone remembers or associaties with the Superman franchise for obvious reasons, but despite that, that scene manages to establish with astonishing clarity just how special those two are to each other, and how even though we as the audience know they're never going to end up together (in the long run, at least), you can't detract from the relationship they have. Just... the look that they give each other - it says so much! 

Again, the music is another thing that makes the scene so perfect. Time After Time is undoubtedly a good song, but I was never a fan of it because the original by Cyndi Lauper always seemed a bit too fast and upbeat in comparison to the tone of the lyrics, and the John Barrowman cover... well, the less said about it the better. I'd never heard the Eva Cassidy version before (I know, I know - shame on me!) and hearing it for the first time whilst watching that scene... it blew me away, it really did. She has such a beautiful voice, and there's a sort of sadness to the song (which is only exacerbated by the sadness that comes with the knowledge of Eva Cassidy's untimely death) which goes with the scene so well.  And, above anything else, the lyrics are perfect, too.

If you're lost you can look and you will find me,
Time after time.
If you fall I will catch you, I will be waiting,

Time after time. 

Because that just sums up their relationship. Clark'll always be there for her. And when you think about it, those few lines sum up exactly what Superman is all about, which just adds to the power and beauty of the scene. And that third picture, the wide shot of Clark with the angel in the background, speaks volumes, doesn't it? I'm going to go down an almost unbearably cheesey route here, but that's what Clark/Superman is to people - an angel. And he certainly is to Lana. Just beautiful in every single way.

And that, faithful viewer, is the end of my rave about my favourite three scenes of Season 1! I did say that I was going to talk a little bit about Lex, though, and that's what I'm going to do now. 

Michael Rosenbaum, eh? Let me just say this. WHAT. A. PERFECT. PIECE. OF. CASTING.

 

 

As I mentioned above, before I'd only ever viewed Lex Luthor as a comic creation who I never really took seriously, and I certainly never viewed him as a significant threat to Superman. At least in Superman II he was sidelined as the main villain thanks to Terence Stamp's somewhat more threatening General Zod. Kevin Spacey was a damn scary Luthor at times, but as fantastic an actor as he is he didn't quite do enough to make up for the Hackman Luthor. So when I sat down to watch Smallville I wasn't expecting much of Lex the character. In fact, when I first saw Michael Rosenbaum as Lex I was horrified! His head wasn't the right shape! But how stupid I was, because in the space of one season he's cemented his place as the definitive Lex Luthor in my mind. Yes, in one season he undid all those years of my childhood where I associated Gene Hackman with Lex - and I'm so glad he did. Because, swear to God, he's bloody brilliant in that role. He's exactly the right mixture of charming, cunning, intelligent, sinister and, at times, a little bit scary. His performance has actually redeemed the character of Lex Luthor for me. Gone are the days where I think of him as a bit of wimp; now I think of him as a genuine threat. Then again, I think another reason why I think that is because in Smallville Lex has a lot of influence over Clark, which makes Clark more vulnerable, whereas in the films you never really get the impression that Lex has anything on Superman, apart from in the first film where he pulled out that Kryptonite necklace. So, all I can say is: Michael Rosenbaum, I bow down to you! I'm presuming that over the next nine seasons we're going to see Lex descend more and more into the role of enemy rather than friend, and I think that if Michael Rosenbaum keeps up this performance, I'm going to be in for a real treat.

It feels like this entry is coming to a natural close now, but I feel I just can't end this post without saying something about the fantastic, beautiful and talented Tom Welling. He's the perfect choice for Clark Kent. He's the right build, seems to have a perfect understanding of what is needed to play Clark and, above, anything else, he just feels right for the role, and that's not always the case with leading actors so I don't think that's something that should go unappreciated. He's just so loveable as Clark, and you really do understand what he's going through when you watch him on screen. He's not Chrisopher Reeve, but unlike Brandon Routh in Superman Returns, he was never supposed to be. This isn't Superman, this is Smallville, and therefore Tom Welling is quite rightly putting his own stamp on the character. For me (and countless others), Christopher Reeve will always always always be Superman, and to some extent will always be the definitive bumbling adult Clark Kent. But at the same time, Tom Welling is now the definitive young Clark Kent. Now, admittedly there isn't exactly a lot of competition, but the point still stands: before, when someone would say "Clark Kent" to me I'd automatically think of Christopher Reeve. But now if someone says that name, two faces appear in my mind, the adult one and the teenage one - Christopher Reeve and Tom Welling. I think the real test will come in the later years of the show, where Clark won't be a teenager anymore but the Clark Kent more similar to the one I'm familiar with from the films; the Clark who works in the Daily Planet and who knows people like Lois and Jimmy. But that's still a long way off for me, and in the mean time I'm just going to sit back and enjoy Tom Welling's wonderful performance.

And I think there's only one more thing I wanted to say. In fact, I was talking about this online just the other day. What makes Smallville different from most other shows is that you actually already know all the major plot points. You know Jonathan Kent is going to die at some stage. You know Clark and Lana will never walk off happily into the sunset (permanently at least) because Clark (or at least Superman) is ultimately destined for Lois. You know Clark isn't going to be stuck in Smallville all his life. You know who he's eventually going to be. In fact, I've actually already seen the final scene of the show (I stumbled across it on YouTube before I decided to start watching the show)! But do you know what? That doesn't matter at all. Because Smallville is about how Superman became Superman. It has the ability to explore the kind of stuff that the films simply didn't have time to. It explores what it means to be Superman. And I love that kind of stuff. And that's what makes the show so great.

And that, faithful viewer, is where I'm going to wrap things up for now. I really enjoyed writing that, and I hope you enjoyed reading it. I can't express how excited I am to watch Season 2, but it still hasn't arrived in the post, even though it was sent out ages ago. I'm incredibly annoyed about that. Coping without Smallville over the past few days has been so tough! I suppose I could always watch it online, but I guess I'm weird in that I don't really approve of watching stuff online. Well, I think approve is the wrong word, but you know what I mean. I don't watch stuff online in the same way that I always pay for my music. Besides, when possible I prefer to watch things on the telly, and you can only really do that with a DVD, so that's another reason why watching online isn't preferable. Needless to say, however, hopefully Season 2 will turn up soon. If it doesn't, I'll cry, haha! In fact, knowing my luck Season 3 will come in the post tomorrow but Season 2 won't turn up until the week where I have to start doing work experience. Typical, eh?

Anyway, regardless of whenever it turns up, I'm looking forward to both watching Season 2 and writing about it.

Best wishes!

Julia
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Well hello there!

Hello, the internet! Did you miss me?

Wait. What do you mean you don't remember me?

Well, I guess that's fair enough. I had a blog a couple of years ago which did get a few (though admittedly not many) readers, but ultimately I decided to shut it down. I can't remember exactly why I did that, though. I have a feeling it's because I wasn't updating it anymore and didn't fancy having a record of everything I'd said on the internet floating around. I suppose that was kind of redundant seeing as once something's been put on the internet it never comes off the internet, but hey, I closed it, and that's that.

But that's the past! Today's a brand new day and I thought it was about time I set up a blog again. I mean, I love complaining, and what better place to do it than in a blog?

Now, I suppose I could have set up a blog complaining about life in general, but a) I don't have a lot to complain about (justifiably, at least), and b) I don't particularly want to do that anyway - let's have some positivity! So, as you can tell from the URL, this blog is going to chronicle my thoughts on what I'm watching on telly at the moment. I mean, the timing's perfect, isn't it? I'm one season into Smallville with nine whole seasons to go, the new series of Doctor Who is about to start, Merlin will be back on our screens before long and in 2012 we should be getting new series of both Sherlock and Miranda! What's not to love?

So yes, that's my little introductory post over and done with. With any luck the next entry I write will be published soon! I'm still waiting for Seasons 2 and 3 of Smallville to arrive in the post, and even though Season 2 was sent out on Thursday it's still not bloody arrived! I need my Smallville/Tom Welling fix, damn it! In a way, that was another reason why I chose to start blogging again; reviewing Season 1 of Smallville might help to distract me from how angry I am that either my Amazon seller or the Royal Mail is incompetent. So, in all likelihood, Smallville Season 1 (or maybe just certain episodes - I'm not sure) is what will be reviewed first.

I can't promise how often I'll be updating this, though. It's the middle of August so there's no school, but I'm still very busy. I have regular driving lessons, I have a bloody massive EPQ to do (in fact, as soon as I finish typing I'll be off to read some more of James Shapiro's 1599 which, after a slow start, is actually rather interesting now), and after that I'll have to work on writing some more of a play that's going to be put on by the school in October (I hadn't realised until now how bloody close October is!). Then I'll be starting a week of work experience soon (at a film company! Exciting times!), and before I go back to school I have to write another play. I don't see why it has to be done over the summer, though - it's not going to be put on until 2012! Still, at least this one has only got to be 25 minutes long.

Anyway, I realise that this post wasn't exactly about telly, but hopefully it'll be the only post on this blog that isn't.

Looking forward to updating soon!

Julia
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